Troublemakers

 Troy and Rocky taking and dumping literally every board game we own out on the floor. Finding the bath bombs which change the color of the water and peeing on them, on the carpet. 
Troy pees on a color bomb on the carpet floor.
Troy pees on a color bomb on the carpet floor.
Troy pees on a color bomb on the bathroom floooor. 
He's a real good no-water solver. 

Rocky pooping his butt/diaper, taking off his diaper at the top of the stairs then sliding down the stairs with poop smeared across every step.
Rocky poops his pants then he slides down the stairs.
Rocky poops his pants then he slides down the stairs.
Rocky poops his pants then he slides down the staaaaiiirs.
He's a real good poop distributor.

Troy taking off his poopy diaper in his crib, the rubbing the poop all across the crib/walls.

Tyler sneaking to sissy's house and eating all their snacks. Neighbor texting saying she got home from the store and walked in her house and Tyler was there.
Tyler eats all the snacks from the neighbors house.
Tyler eats all the snacks from the neighbors house.
Tyler eats all the snacks from the neighbors hooouuuse. 
He's a real good fruit snack stealer.

The boys made this one up for me:
Mommy never gives us spoons or forks.
Mommy never gives us spoons or forks.
Mommy never gives us spoons or forks.
She is always forgetting.

The original, by the Rampton family:
Bobby takes the fart machine to middle school.
Bobby takes the fart machine to middle school.
Bobby takes the fart machine to middle school.
He's a real good fart rule breaker.